Glaucom

A young man asks his granny:
– Have you seen my pills, the ones i left on the table? They were labeled „ecstasy”…
Granny:
– Fuck the pills, man…Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?

Mi-am sunat seful in dimineata asta sa-i spun ca azi raman acasa, ca nu ma simt bine .
– Ce s-a intamplat? intreaba el.
– Am o criza de glaucom anal, raspund eu cu o voce stinsa .
– Da’ ce naiba e glaucomul anal?
– Nu-mi vad fundu’ venind la munca azi…

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