A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw, and spots another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language. He points at his eye meaning „I”, points at his knee meaning, „need”, and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion. The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts masturbating. The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry, he runs down to the 1st floor and shouts:
– What the f*ck is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!
The other guy says:
– I knew that, I was just trying to tell you: I’m coming!
2 miriapozi, el si ea, se giugiuleau.
Dupa 3 ore de oftaturi, zice el:
– Hai, nu fi rea, spune-mi intre care picioare o ai?
Doua furnici fumau iarba. La un moment dat apare elefantul. Cand il vad, furnicile se pun pe ras. Elefantul, mirat, le intreaba: – Ce-ati patit mai? – Wahahahaha…elefantule, vezi tu firmitura asta de paine? – Da. – N-ai curaj sa te sui pe ea! Elefantul pune un picior pe ea zi zice: – Poftim ca m-am suit! – Wahahaha…elefantule…cat esti tu de mare…n-ai curaj sa iei cealalta firmitura de paine de pe jos si sa ti-o pui in cap! Elefantul ia si cealalta firmitura de paine de pe jos si si-o pune in cap. – Wahahahahaha….furnicile se terminau de ras. Elefantul: – Ma acum ce mai este? Furnicile: – Mamaaaa cata sandvisul !
Alex 
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